Brennan: What should I say to him?
Booth: Oh, I don't know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.

Booth: I thought you'd want some weird tribal wedding where I'd have to pay for you in giraffes.
Brennan: No, no one offers giraffes. The archaic Catholic wedding ritual is important to you, and even as an Atheist, I can see the beauty in it. Plus, I speak Latin.

I'll sleep when I'm tired. But for now, I'm gonna make you pancakes.

Booth

Cam: You can tell all of that just from a hand?
Bones: Extremities can be very informative.
Hodgins: Are you going to talk about the size of a man's feet now?

Hodgins: Eh, it does look humany.
Bones: Sorry to disappoint you.

Hodgins: (about the suspect) She denies going to the park, but Booth doesn't believe her.
Cam: And if she's lying, the tread should contain insect and plant matter that could place here there.
Hodgins: Yeah, exactly. You know, you could be my lovely assistant.
Cam: Yes, but since I'm your boss, you're my lovely assistant.

I don't need to hear him tell me that I was right. It's enough to know that he knows that I was right.

Brennan

Sweets: Oh my god, Booth is funny.
Fisher: Almost funny.

You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.

Aubrey

Angela: By old physical therapist you mean the hot 26-year-old?
Hodgins: Wait, was she hot? I didn't notice.
Angela: That's why you were always showing her how strong your core was getting?

Please press the thumbs up button. I find imbeciles amusing.

Brennan

Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young.

Brennan

Bones Quotes

Boo! That man is not The Iron Leprechaun! Boooo! Fake! Fake!... Fraud! Look at his femur!

Brennan

No, this is original. Uh not representing any of the well-known characters -- Sailor Moon, Faye Valentine, Motoko.

Dr. Tanaka

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones