Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones: My IQ is quantifiably higher than yours.
Booth: You know what, you're the brains of the outfit.
Bones: You have your strengths, Booth.
Booth: Well, I try
Bones: Trying is one of your strengths.

Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!

That's a tasty little nugget of obesity.

Oliver

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

What if the Whozits have a losing season?

Brennan

I would have thought that someone who's convinced that alien beings built Stonehenge would be a little more open to the paranormal.

Daisy

Booth: New rule, serial killers don't get cool or frightening nicknames.
Cam: No matter how terrifying they are.

Angela: Maybe we should just take a ride on a bumpy road...
Wendel: How's that any different from sex?

OK. Take a hike bug boy.

Booth

Hodgins: I found fresh duck feces on the tread of the victim's shoe.
Cam: I trust you're telling me this for a reason other than to make me say yuck.

What, there's not enough blood and guts here at the lab, you had to go out and buy your own?

Hodgins

Bones Quotes

Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.

Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones