Enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, squint land.

Booth

Angela: Oh my God. Daisy, you're water just broke.
Daisy: I'm sorry. I'll clean it up.

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

You're gonna be a good uncle, Booth.

Brennan

Okay, who is that woman, and what has she done with Daisy?

Cam

Don't stop trying, Dr. Wells. Second best can be good enough for many people.

Brennan

So, it was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.

Hodgins

Brennan: That must have been very difficult for him. It took me years to process the fact that my parents left me.
Booth: Right. But your parents left to keep you safe. Not to save their own skin.

Brennan: Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass.
Wells: Wow. If I wasn't so shocked, I might be offended.

Cam: Those all sound like names of super villains.
Hodgins: Nope. They are brand names for a structural insecticide.

Brennan: Well, I believe the expression is "bring it on over," Dr. Wells.
Wells: No. The expression is "bring it on." There's no over. But, okay.

Brennan: I would thank a god if I believed in one.
Booth: Then I'll do it for you.

Bones Quotes

Seriously, you didn't know how that was gonna end?

Booth

Booth: Come on Bones, you don't believe that there are other real life forms out there?
Bones: Well the ... probability is very high, but any alien visiting this planet would have sufficient intelligence not to die in the middle of the desert.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones