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Bones

So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?

Booth

Cam: Who paid for this?
Hogins: Well, the TV from Archie Bunker's TV might be missing -- only momentarily.

Wow. Todd's money seems to be funding our investigation.

Cam

Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol. Yeah, I'm comfortable calling her crazy.

Sweets

Booth: Show one person who doesn't like a one man band.
Brennan: I'm sure many don't like them which is why they're such a rarity.

We're here to inform you that your brother has been murdered and that corn is not a vegetable.

Brennan

I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for humanity.

Cam

I believe in the right to believe. That's what this means. We all make our own choices, but we can't make good decisions unless we're exposed to everything, can we.

Fuentes

He's tough to dislike; even though you need to take a cold shower.

Hodgins
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