Bones

Bones Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 21: "The Maiden in the Mushrooms"

Bones: [to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodgins: Hey, I accept not being rich-rich, but I wouldn't mind being a little richer than we are right now.
Angela: We're living off our salaries. It's what people do.
Finn: Well, happiness isn't tied to how much money you make.
Hodgins: Thank you, Opie, but I'd rather not have Michael Vincent grow up eating squirrel gizzards and hillbilly broth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 20: "The Blood From the Stones"

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.
 • Rating: Unrated

Caroline: [to Angela] I hate smart criminals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bones: [to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: You really are one of them, you know that?
Cam: Them?
Angela: The big brains who belong here. You just hide it. And you dress a lot better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 19: "The Doom in the Gloom"

Bones: [to Sweets] I was not happy when booth told me that you were coming to stay with us. And I am not happy that you are leaving.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodgins: Thank god I am a conspiracy theorist and not a doomsday hysteric.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: You're okay living in a building full of shrinks?
Sweets: Hey, you know, we have a lot in common, plus we have skills to work out our disagreements in a healthy and constructive manner, but I'm gonna miss you, too, Agent Booth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hodgins: So his only problem is sleeping alone.
Daisy: No one likes that, Dr. Hodgins. Isn't that why you married Ms. Montenegro?
 • Rating: Unrated

Daisy: Are you thinking some terribly complicated suicide attempt?
Hodgins: I'm thinking accident, but I like your flair for the dramatic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 18: "The Survivor in the Soap"

Bones: [to Booth] Paradise. Mass graves for me and a beach with liquor for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: I know this is hard.
Arastoo: Loving you is the easiest thing in my life right now. I'd like to boast to the world about it, but that's just my ego.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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