Bones

Bones Quotes (Page 7)

Season 8 Episode 8: "The But In The Joke"

Sweets: [to Booth] Let me know when you want to hear the rest of my insights. I have visual aids.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fisher: I don't know if you're aware, but I do a bit of stand-up myself.
Bones: I imagine you are not very skilled at it, as you are not a humorous person.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bones: Now you don't have to unfold and refold a map.
Booth: Wait a second, I like maps. What's wrong with maps?
Bones: Well, maps cannot tell you the amount of traffic to expect en route to your destination. See? Now we can relax and talk about interesting things.
Booth: This is not how the cowboys settled this country.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hodgins: Babe, I need your secret stash of peanut butter.
Angela: Hodgins, I bring in my peanut butter for a little comfort food every once in a while.
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Season 8 Episode 7: "The Bod in the Pod"

Arastoo: I'm sorry. I know you want to keep this a secret.
Cam: Oh, Arastoo, I don't want to keep this a secret at all.
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Bones: I know exactly why I love you.
Booth: Okay, why don't you give me your top three reasons.
Bones: First, you love me. Second, you love Christine. Third, you..
Booth: Get's mysterious right?
Bones: No, let me gather my thoughts.
Booth: That's exactly why we have music and poetry, Bones.
Bones: Third, your physicality is remarkable. Now you give three of your top reasons for loving me.
Booth: I don't have reasons.
Bones: [scoffs]
Booth: What?
Bones: I think what you just said is very romantic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: You made one big mistake.
Suspect: Yeah, what was that?
Booth: You pissed off my partner here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: It was the coolest trick ever.
Hodgins: It was no trick. It's a simple matter of chemistry and physics.
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Booth: [to suspect] She's gonna find something. She always does.
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Hodgins: We have an hour before we have to let the sitter go. Have another glass.
Angela: You're right. We work hard at a revolting job. And it's really pretty up here.
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Cam: He obviously had something to hide.
Hodgins: Well, nothing special about that. People always have something to hid.
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Bones: Sweets has trust issues involving finding a home. Since he grew up an orphan, the anger he's sublimated has paralyzed him from developing a healthy perspective on what having a home means. That made him bond with us and our home so he didn't have to deal with his own emotional insecurities.
Booth: Bones shoots from the outside! Three points!
Sweets: Where's that psychobabble coming from?
Booth: Well, you left one of your psychobabble books in our bathroom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hodgins: [to Arastoo] You're in political exile. That is so cool. In a terrible, terrible way, of course.
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Booth: We believe a line between home and work is important.
Sweets: I have a hard time believing Dr. Brennan can talk about anything else.
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Season 8 Episode 6: "The Patriot in Purgatory"

Bones: I've spent so much time trying to control my life. I thought it meant that I was strong, but I was just afraid.
Booth: Afraid of what?
Bones: I dug out remains from the rubble at the towers. For two weeks, I was methodical. A scientist. I did what was asked of me. I did my job. I never shed a tear. I was proud of that. All these years, I've never let myself deal with it.
Booth: Bones, we all deal with things in our own way.
Bones: I could avoid it all before. I had no one in my life. But now I think of those people, and I think of you. Any one of them, it could've been you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: [to Bones] When it comes to coaching, Phil Jackson has nothing on you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Booth: For years Tim Murphy was homeless. He was forgotten. He was one of those people on the streets that we try not to look at because the sight of them is just too painful. But we're all cut from the same cloth. Tim knew that. He knew just how connected all of us are. He knew that if it wasn't for his three buddies, that Tim wouldn't be alive on September 11th to save the lives of Diane, Warren, and James. And we wouldn't be able to tell Tim's son that Tim didn't die a broken man living on the streets, Sean, but he was as brave and noble as the rest of us. We lay him to rest today a hero.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: I beat up bad guys, and I leap over things.
Sweets: You're describing Superman.
Booth: Exactly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: With Dr. Brennan, all the conventional rules of the universe become obsolete.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 5: "The Method to the Madness"

Bones: Most cultures have ceremonies to celebrate milestones in a man's life.
Sweets: Oh god, this isn't about circumcision, is it?
Booth: No, it's about dancing.
 • Rating: Unrated

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