[to Angela] I hate smart criminals.

Caroline

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

[to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.

Angela: You really are one of them, you know that?
Cam: Them?
Angela: The big brains who belong here. You just hide it. And you dress a lot better.

[to Sweets] I was not happy when booth told me that you were coming to stay with us. And I am not happy that you are leaving.

Thank god I am a conspiracy theorist and not a doomsday hysteric.

Hodgins

Booth: You're okay living in a building full of shrinks?
Sweets: Hey, you know, we have a lot in common, plus we have skills to work out our disagreements in a healthy and constructive manner, but I'm gonna miss you, too, Agent Booth.

Hodgins: So his only problem is sleeping alone.
Daisy: No one likes that, Dr. Hodgins. Isn't that why you married Ms. Montenegro?

Daisy: Are you thinking some terribly complicated suicide attempt?
Hodgins: I'm thinking accident, but I like your flair for the dramatic.

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.

Bones Season 8 Quotes

Hodgins: I've loved combustion variables ever since I blew up the multipurpose room for my middle school science fair project. First time I made it onto a watch list.
Cam: Yeah, that's a lot less creepy.

Booth: Don't do that. Not that look. Please. Don't give me the sad eyes.
Brennan: Please?
Booth: Ah, come on! No, I'm not looking. I'm driving.
Brennan: Come on.
Booth: Oh, you were never able to do this look before the baby! What did the baby do to you?