Bones Season 9 Quotes
Cam: It's not that big a deal, really.
Hodgins: That's what I said until Angela's dad knocked me out and tattooed me.
Cam: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?
Is it me, or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Hodgins
They must have been very proud until we seized your award and then arrested you for murder.
Brennan
Brennan: Cannabis has been used for thousands of years in a medicinal capacity. Even the ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids.
Booth: Which, you know, they probably got from sitting around being stoned all day.
Hodgins: Well. You're a stronger man than I am.
Wendell: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.
Angela: I actually think you're making the cancer thing very sexy, Wendell.
Brennan: Ewing's Sarcoma has an 80% mortality rating, Angela. That's not sexy.
Wendell: Thanks for the reminder, Dr. B.
Brennan: My pleasure.
She was a better person for having known you. So am I.
Cam
Three cheers for incompetence and faulty equipment.
Hodgins
So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?
Booth
Cam: Who paid for this?
Hogins: Well, the TV from Archie Bunker's TV might be missing -- only momentarily.
Wow. Todd's money seems to be funding our investigation.
Cam
Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol. Yeah, I'm comfortable calling her crazy.
Sweets
