Richard: Want to get a drink?
George: Sure.

I got that vaporizer you told me about .

George

Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.

Can you please look at my penis and tell me I'm an adult male.

Jonathan

My brain is attacking itself!

Ray

I think I may have the smallest penis in the world.

Jonathan

Jonathan: George, why are you having an affair with your ex-wife?
George: Because I've never fallen out of loved with her.

The meat packing district really has become Los Angeles.

Jonathan

Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.

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