Bored to Death

Bored to Death "Make It Quick, Fitzgerald!" Quotes

Richard: Want to get a drink?
George: Sure.
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George: I got that vaporizer you told me about .
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Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
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Jonathan: Can you please look at my penis and tell me I'm an adult male.
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Ray: My brain is attacking itself!
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Jonathan: I think I may have the smallest penis in the world.
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Jonathan: George, why are you having an affair with your ex-wife?
George: Because I've never fallen out of loved with her.
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Jonathan: The meat packing district really has become Los Angeles.
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Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.
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Jonathan: (to Stella) I thought you were happy with me and I found your G-spot and everything.
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