Bored to Death "The Case of the Stolen Sperm " Quotes
Ray: (hearing word of a boxing match) What about me? I wanna fight!
• Rating: Unrated
Ray: I'm having a baby and the mother of my child hates me.
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Ray: I can't believe I shot thirty blanks - I'm a sterile loser.
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Suzanne: Your sperm is my sperm.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: (realizing that they got caught breaking and entering by some Rabbi's) Hey - it's okay! I'm Jewish!
• Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: The only thing that I found in the kitchen is an unopened bottle of kombucha tea..why would they leave this? This stuff is great and so expensive!
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Jonathan: She liked me! And my pot.
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Ray: When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Girl at the store: I like a man who carries a one-hitter.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9