Bored to Death "The Gowanas Canal Has Gonorrhea!" Quotes
Ray: George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ray: George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.
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George: I don't negotiate with kidnapers or terrorists.
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George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: What's your secret?
Kidnapper: Never go to bed angry. Pass this on to you.
Jonathan: Come on that's your secret? Never go to bed angry?!
• Rating: Unrated
George: Jonathan is this a joke? I've already vaporized two bags of pot.
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Kidnapper: Do you have any rich friends?
Jonathan: Yes, I have one, but I really don't think I should involve my friends.
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George: I've never had anything removed before. I mean like my appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth. I hold onto everything. I'm like a hoarder I guess, I'm like completely intact.
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