Bored to Death Season 2 Episode 3: "The Gowanas Canal Has Gonorrhea!" Quotes
George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.Ray
George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.Ray
I don't negotiate with kidnapers or terrorists.George
George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.
Jonathan: What's your secret?
Kidnapper: Never go to bed angry. Pass this on to you.
Jonathan: Come on that's your secret? Never go to bed angry?!
Jonathan is this a joke? I've already vaporized two bags of pot.George
Kidnapper: Do you have any rich friends?
Jonathan: Yes, I have one, but I really don't think I should involve my friends.
I've never had anything removed before. I mean like my appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth. I hold onto everything. I'm like a hoarder I guess, I'm like completely intact.George