Bored to Death

Bored to Death Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error!"

Jonathan: You really like little Ray, don't you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nurse: (to George) Strip down and I'll be back to shave your pubic zone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: We were just projecting our love for you onto each other.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: We only leaned.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: Ransom for a dog?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray's elf girlfriend : You are the sexiest guy I ever met.
Ray: I know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leah: You are somebody you
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "I've Been Living Like a Demented God!"

George: I don't have to go to rehab. I have cancer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I have to take a drug test?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: (to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: (to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan's client: You know when you're chair bound, hemorrhoids are very cruel.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Okay we both need to do better with our positive thinking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: I suck at everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonathan: George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I'm going to blame myself for this prostate cancer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Gowanas Canal Has Gonorrhea!"

Ray: George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite "Bored to Death" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!