Bored to Death Quotes
Jonathan: Now you want a spanking?
Nina: Don't break character.
Oh my God. His story is about me.
Jonathan
Dermatologist: I've never used a PI before.
Jonathan: That's okay, most of my clients are virgins.
The best positive thinking in life is thinking of others.
George
I'll tell you who let the dogs out.
Ray
Tell George I'm rooting for him and that I'm praying for his cock.
Ray
I'm so glad that possibly my last erection is with you.
George
Ray: (to Jonathan) : You didn't actually kiss her and she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
You really like little Ray, don't you.
Jonathan
(to George) Strip down and I'll be back to shave your pubic zone.
Nurse
We were just projecting our love for you onto each other.
Jonathan
We only leaned.
Jonathan
