Bored to Death Quotes
Ransom for a dog?
Jonathan
Ray's elf girlfriend : You are the sexiest guy I ever met.
Ray: I know.
You are somebody you
Leah
I don't have to go to rehab. I have cancer.
George
Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.
Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.
Ray
I have to take a drug test?
George
(to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.
Ray
(to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.
Ray
Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.
You know when you're chair bound, hemorrhoids are very cruel.
Jonathan's client
Okay we both need to do better with our positive thinking.
George