Bored to Death Quotes
I suck at everything.
Jonathan
George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.
Jonathan
I'm going to blame myself for this prostate cancer.
George
George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.
Ray
George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.
Ray
I don't negotiate with kidnapers or terrorists.
George
George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.
Jonathan: What's your secret?
Kidnapper: Never go to bed angry. Pass this on to you.
Jonathan: Come on that's your secret? Never go to bed angry?!
Jonathan is this a joke? I've already vaporized two bags of pot.
George
Kidnapper: Do you have any rich friends?
Jonathan: Yes, I have one, but I really don't think I should involve my friends.
I've never had anything removed before. I mean like my appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth. I hold onto everything. I'm like a hoarder I guess, I'm like completely intact.
George
Richard: Want to get a drink?
George: Sure.
