Bored to Death Quotes
I got that vaporizer you told me about .
George
Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
Can you please look at my penis and tell me I'm an adult male.
Jonathan
My brain is attacking itself!
Ray
I think I may have the smallest penis in the world.
Jonathan
Jonathan: George, why are you having an affair with your ex-wife?
George: Because I've never fallen out of loved with her.
The meat packing district really has become Los Angeles.
Jonathan
Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.
(to Stella) I thought you were happy with me and I found your G-spot and everything.
Jonathan
George is an idiot. But, his one decent trait is that he surrounded himself with decent people.
Richard
(to Jonathan) So how long have you been a private dick on the side?
Richard
Ray: Are you trying to break up with me?
Suzanne: Yes.
Ray: Why?
Suzanne: I'm sorry Ray, I'm just not happy.
