Favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Savant: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.Gina
Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts, boobs, whatever."Jake
I am playing a character - a no-nonsense detective whose only goal is to set this course record. His name is Vic Kovack, he's an ex-Navy Seal who was double crossed and left for dead...I don't have time to go into his backstory!Jake
When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.Jake
Jake: Sargeant Jeffards search the internet for, “undiscovered muscle.”
Terry: I was working out and saw a muscle in my shoulder that I’d never seen before. I thought it might have been a scientific discovery.
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.GIna
Boon: Let New York’s bravest handle it.
Jake: You know they only call you that because “New York’s Best at Spraying Stuff with Water” was too wordy.
Holt: I know you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content...
Jake: Ohhh! I just started the second season of "Media Content". No spoilers.
Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes
Three -- think of something super cool to say when we arrest him. My leading contender? "You're going to jail for oolong time.Jake
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?Gina