Favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Savant: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!
Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts, boobs, whatever."Jake
Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?Gina
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.GIna
Jake: Sargeant Jeffards search the internet for, “undiscovered muscle.”
Terry: I was working out and saw a muscle in my shoulder that I’d never seen before. I thought it might have been a scientific discovery.
Boon: Let New York’s bravest handle it.
Jake: You know they only call you that because “New York’s Best at Spraying Stuff with Water” was too wordy.
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.Gina
Terry: IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What?! Nooooooooo! I just clicked a link that said "Balloon Boy grew up hot." Now I will never see those pictures!
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch you know I'm out of data!
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!Jake
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.Rosa
What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle.”Peralta