Favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Savant: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!
Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.GIna
Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?Gina
Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts, boobs, whatever."Jake
Jake: Sargeant Jeffards search the internet for, “undiscovered muscle.”
Terry: I was working out and saw a muscle in my shoulder that I’d never seen before. I thought it might have been a scientific discovery.
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!Jake
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.Rosa
What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle.”Peralta
Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.Jake
Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn.Jake
“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.Peralta