Terry: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.

• Permalink: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
• Rating: Unrated

Judge: I'm sorry, I had to take that.
Holt: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up

• Permalink: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up
• Rating: Unrated

Chop-chop. There's plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.

Jake

• Permalink: Chop-chop. There's plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.
• Rating: Unrated

Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.

Rosa

• Permalink: Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.
• Rating: Unrated

I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!

Rosa

• Permalink: I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's...
• Rating: Unrated

Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!

• Permalink: You never let me do anything cool!
• Rating: Unrated

Yes, 911? What's the safest way to set a car on fire?

Amy

• Permalink: Yes, 911? What's the safest way to set a car on fire?
• Rating: Unrated

Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.

Gina

• Permalink: Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.
• Rating: Unrated

Hey Santiago! Do you have any dietary restrictions that Medieval Times should know about?

Jake

• Permalink: Hey Santiago! Do you have any dietary restrictions that Medieval Times should know about?
• Rating: Unrated

Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!

Terry

• Permalink: Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!
• Rating: Unrated

Jake: Amy searched for “Daniel craig hands + close-up”
Amy: You should talk, you searched for “cheapest date possible.”
Jake: And I wear that search like a badge of honor.

• Permalink: And I wear that search like a badge of honor.
• Rating: Unrated

Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.

• Permalink: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.
• Rating: Unrated