Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake: Can you at least try to be nice, for me?
Rob: Okay. I'll be nice.
Rob: Wish you were dead, you lousy son of a bitch!
Jake: You said you were gonna be nice!
Rob: I lied, so I could say the son of a bitch thing.
That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.
Scully
Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.
Amy
Look at them laughing. Jake must've said something really funny. Should we forfeit and go see what it is?
Charles
Charles: I guess Jake and I still have the only unbreakable bond in the precinct.
Amy: I mean, he is my husband.
Charles: Mhm, no one ever gets divorced?
Here they come, my beautiful blue-vested bunnies.
Holt
I've had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Rosa
You both look upset. Did they stop funding the arts?
Jake
Someone took our fluffy boy!
Holt
Nothing is as important to me in the world as this dog.
Holt
How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?
Holt
