Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.
Jake
I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
Jeffords
Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn.
Jake
Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.
Gina
Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"
Jake
You can't handle the me!
Jake
What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle.”
Peralta
Charles: She’s live tweeting the whole thing.
Holt: She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.
Welcome to the Boyle-Free Zone. Please turn off all cellphones so as not to attract attention.
Gina
My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!
Boyle
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!
Doug Judy
