Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!
Jake
Please go to charisma school!
Gina
Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".
Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.
Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do.
Rosa
If you guys won't help me, I'll just get myself off! Context. Context was important on that one.
Jake
You are the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I'm including the bomb-sniffing dog who keeps humping all the bombs!
Charles
Jake: I wish you hadn't read that Annie Leibowitz book.
Charles: Quit calling it a book! It was a visual journey!
Terry: You wiped out hard.
Jake: It wasn't so much a wipe out as it was a controlled power fall.
Amy, all your cooking stinks, why would you even get involved with tuna and eggs?
Gina
Holt: Are your bosoms tender?
Rosa: I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask me that.
Holt: Are your senses heightened?
Rosa: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
