Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches.
Gina
Charles: How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Jake: I'll tell you how John McClane would do it, the vents.
Charles: Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Jake: No, we're going to climb through them.
Charles: Even better, classic use of vents.
Maybe I should have offered free streudel. Maybe then Scully would have come.
Terry
Jake: We're not going to let anything happen to your...
Charles: Boyle Oil?
He asked for Gina, let's give the people what they want.
Gina
Jake: You're gonna be a great dad, with or without your -
Charles: Boyle Oil?
Jake: Nope, not saying it.
Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm!
Charles: My son would be your brother!
I spent my whole life trying to beat David at something. But when you were in danger I just didn't care anymore. All I wanted was for you to be okay. I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter. Because I have you.
Amy
Amy: Come on. Let's go help the bastard.
Jake: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want!
Terry: You said I should listen!
Boyle: Well listening doesn't always mean being quiet!
Rosa: I'm sure your mom loves you both equally.
Jake: No, she definitely doesn't.
Look I get it, you're jealous. I'd be jealous too if somebody was better than me at everything their whole life.
David
