I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

You can't handle the me!

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife.

Charles

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.

Gina

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Good point, Captain Holt. Or should I say Captain Raymond Sex-Vibes!

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Terry: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Judge: I'm sorry, I had to take that.
Holt: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?

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• Added: March 25, 2014

I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!

Rosa

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• Added: March 25, 2014