Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!

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• Added: March 25, 2014

The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.

Gina

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.

Gina

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Yay, enemies for life!

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014

Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.

Jake

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• Added: March 25, 2014