Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 22: "Charges and Specs" Quotes
Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.
Gina
Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.
Gina
Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.
Yay, enemies for life!
Jake
Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.
Jake