Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 11: "Christmas" Quotes
It’s a safe house, son!! You’ve been protected!
Jake
Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?
Amy
The Freestyle Killer. Man! How comes all the killers you caught had such cool names?! The best name I ever brought in was “Narrow-Shoes Sam.”
Jake
Holt: I think you’re right.
Jake: Wait – what?!
Holt: The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
Amy: Thank you sir. I can’t wait.
Holt: Nice work, Peralta.
Jake: Captain, you’re doing it! You’re emoting.
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Amy: I was trying to insult you.
Jake: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
Boyle
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa