I guess it's officially over. It was slightly less gross than expected. Way to be.

Gina

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• Added: November 09, 2014

Not to overstate, but I'm definitely going to die alone and work is all I have.

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• Added: November 07, 2014

Sophia: I can't believe I had sex with a cop. It's like I had sex with Hans Gruber.
Jake: You're the Gruber!
(courtroom stares)
Jake: Die Hard

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• Added: November 07, 2014

Terry: You slept with a defense attorney! You literally had sex with the enemy!
Jake: I know! It's like if John McClane had sex with Hans Gruber or WORSE Jeremy Irons from the third one!

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• Added: November 07, 2014