Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Diaz: When this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!

Holt: You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.
Peralta: Wrong – I look like a cool rock star who OD’d in his own pool.

Santiago: Pretty hungover?
Peralta: Shhhhh...turn off your mouth siren...

I’ve got some stories that will make Training Day look like Super Troopers.

Peralta

Holt: Why do you idolize that man and the time he wrote about?
Peralta: Because the 70s were amazing! Everyone had big juicy mustaches and all the clothes were orange...and flammable.

Brogan: I once saw Kaminski choke a hippie to death with his own ponytail.
Peralta: Awesome!
Santiago: Illegal.

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Santiago: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you pineapples.
Peralta: My grandma calls me pineapples, and I regret telling you that.

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta
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