Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!


Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.


I feel like I'm the Paris of people.


My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.


The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.


Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?


I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!


Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused

Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.


I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.


Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.


There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"


Amy: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Jake: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?