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You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!

Holt

Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.

Rosa

I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

GIna

My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.

Gina

The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.

Jake

Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?

Jake

I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!

Jake

Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused

Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.

Terry
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