Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16: "The Party" Quotes
You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!
Holt
Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Rosa
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
GIna
My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.
Gina
The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.
Jake
Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?
Jake
I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
Jake
Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused
Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.
Terry
I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.
Rosa
Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
Jake
There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.
Holt
