Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Gina, is that a talking raisin?
Wuntch
Terry: Do l look like a man who snacks?
Charles: You look like eight circles with suspenders on.
Jake: Anything is art. A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts. Boom, I'm a millionaire.
Charles: That's actually pretty good.
Jake: I know. I could call it "Holy Smokes."
Charles: "My hunch, my hunch, my lovely casey hunch!" Sing with me.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, I will literally never -- "What you gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain!"
Charles and Jake: "We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case, solve this case right in your face!"
Jake: Okay Charles, let's free an innocent woman.
Charles: Nice! My dreams are coming true. You and me, getting my lady off together.
Jake: I mean, you know how that sounds, right?
This campaign, like three-out-of-five Backstreet Boys, is inconsequential.
Gina
Rosa: You, hungry hungry hippos, ate my icecream. Why was this in your trash?!
Terry: And who throws away a spoon? It's the easiest utensil to clean!
Gina: Putting up a bunch of photos of smiling cops isn't going to change how people feel about us.
Holt: I think this campaign is very promising. Santiago, what's your take?
Gina: Oh right, let's hear an unbiased opinion from your straight up swimfan.
Rosa: Sarge, permission to arrest Hitchcock and Scully.
Terry: I've told you before, it's not harassment unless you can prove intent to fart.
It's horrifying from everywhere. Terry hates creepy crawlies.
Terry
They robbed me. They ate my Moose Tracks icecream.
Rosa
Rosa: Step 1, put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison.
Terry: That's step 1? What's step 2?
Rosa: Tell their widows they were thieves.
