When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.

Jake

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• Added: March 04, 2014

That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments that I'm gonna win that way.

Rosa

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Terry: Talk to him, that's what friends do!
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Terry: Scully, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say, "Yes, Sarge."
Scully: Okay, Sarge.
Terry: Come on, man.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I'm like, "boobs, farts, boobs, whatever."

Jake

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Boyle: You wanna know why she went out with him and not you?
Jake: Yeah.
Boyle: Because he actually asked her out.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

I think I figured out my persona for this year's Tactical Village. Introducing "Rex Buckingham", British secret agent, ballistics expert, ladies man.

Jake

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• Added: March 04, 2014

I am playing a character - a no-nonsense detective whose only goal is to set this course record. His name is Vic Kovack, he's an ex-Navy Seal who was double crossed and left for dead...I don't have time to go into his backstory!

Jake

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

• Permalink: Entering Sprinkle City!
• Added: March 04, 2014

Checking out my new bed. Great - feels like scoliosis and smells like 10 million butts.

Jake

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Holt: Santiago...
Amy: Oh no...Santiago in B-flat...you're disappointed.

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• Added: February 26, 2014