Sarah: You will never believe what he's gone and done now. He's remarrying his first wife and taking the kids on a one-month honeymoon to, wait for it, Europe.
Nora: Oh Honey, I stopped watching those trashy soap operas in 1982.
Sarah: Joe, Mom. My trashy soap opera. The one that is my life.

Holly: Have you tried online dating?
Sarah: Oh, come on, Holly. You're just trying to think up another way for me to make a complete ass of myself.

Saul: Nora!
Nora: What? I'm in the pantry.
Saul: Would you stop taking your anxiety out on those baked beans and tell me why you're googling private detectives?

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