This is officially the gayest bachelor party ever.

Robert

You were doin' somethin' that was feelin' good, so go with it.

Sarah

We always have milk! The North Ridge Earthquake, El Niño, the LA Riots. We always have milk!

Kitty

[to Kevin] Oh, by the way, I'm glad Scotty's sperm's better than yours — us Walkers need to stop reproducing.

Sarah

I'm not at work. I'm waiting for my husband to finish masturbating.

Kevin

Robert: Did your mother pass away last night?
Kitty: Au contraire. I just walked in on her and Simon. In the shower. Together. Naked.
Robert: Good for her! It's a new day in Pasadena.

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