This is officially the gayest bachelor party ever.

Robert

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• Added: November 30, 2009

You were doin' somethin' that was feelin' good, so go with it.

Sarah

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• Added: November 30, 2009

We always have milk! The North Ridge Earthquake, El Niño, the LA Riots. We always have milk!

Kitty

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• Added: November 30, 2009

[to Kevin] Oh, by the way, I'm glad Scotty's sperm's better than yours — us Walkers need to stop reproducing.

Sarah

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• Added: November 30, 2009

I'm not at work. I'm waiting for my husband to finish masturbating.

Kevin

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• Added: November 30, 2009

Robert: Did your mother pass away last night?
Kitty: Au contraire. I just walked in on her and Simon. In the shower. Together. Naked.
Robert: Good for her! It's a new day in Pasadena.

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• Added: November 24, 2009