Season 3, Episode 13: "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Sarah: She's 10 years old. She should be playing with dolls or wanting a pony. Not wanting to be some fallen teen pop star.Rebecca: My mom used to let me dress as Madonna and she didn't care. I raided her closet.
Sarah: You think I'm going to take parenting tips from your mama?
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Kevin: Ever since I got here, I've been coddled like some half-wit or straight-out insulted ... I'm a crack shot, but clearly that's not enough to impress you. It's not enough that I wear button-downs ... and eat red meat ... and smoke the occasional cigar. You can't see past your own bias to see I ... Kicked ... Your ... Ass!
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Season 3, Episode 11: "A Father Dreams"
Scotty: Are you looking for something?Justin: Yeah, er... (he looks around) yeah. My trumpet. Here it is.
Scotty: Oh you play?
Justin: Er no.
Scotty: Oh you played growing up?
Justin: No.
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Justin: (handing over Kevin's pills) Here.
Kevin: Where's the other one? There's two.
Justin: I just saw the one in the kitchen.
Kevin: Well this is the antibiotic. I need the painkillers.
Justin: Alright, this one will keep you from going septic. Unless you want to go back in the house then man-up. I'm not going back in there.
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Sarah: (talking on the phone to Kevin about Justin) Does he seem OK to you?
Kevin: Yeah, a little crabby maybe. Why?
Sarah: He had a disastrous morning. He was painted a total loser by a class of first graders.
Kevin: I wish that seemed weirder.
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Sarah: Look Justin, there's nothing wrong with not having that long-term plan per se.
Tommy: But playing Super Mario Brothers all day long probably shouldn't be your life goal.
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Kevin: Oh my god, look Scotty I can explain everything.
Scotty: Great. How about explaining to me what part of in sickness and in health means leaving me at home with your mother.
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Season 3, Episode 10: "Just a Sliver"
Rebecca: How do you do it? How do you just pretend like he doesn't exist?Holly: I know he exists. I'm just glad he doesn't exist here.
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Sarah: Everybody grab a chair and assume your usual positions. Oh, except for Justin. We decided to let you sit at the big person's table this year.
Justin: Yes, I made it. (hugs Saul) Uncle Saul, I made it.
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Sarah: You know, everybody in this building is on some kind of drug, and we can't even drink. That's not fair.
Robert: And that's not sparkling cider.
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