Season 4, Episode 2: "Breaking The News"
Kitty: What if you're only here because I have cancer?Robert: I am here because I love you.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "The Road Ahead"
Scotty: Promise me you won't say anything to your family about the whole surrogacy thing?Kevin: Absolutely. Look, I'm terrified once mom finds out, she'll want to choose the surrogate for us.
Scotty: Yeah, I'm terrified once your mom finds out, she's gonna want to be the surrogate for us.
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Nora: From the minute my kids were born all I did was worry about them. I thought surely this will stop when they get older but no. What I worry about has changed but I'm still worrying. And what good has all this worrying done? None. With or without it my kids are doing just fine. They're happy and they're fine. I just need to learn to relax. I deserve to be happy.
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Season 3, Episode 24: "Mexico"
Scotty: So you're not going to go?Kevin: No. It's our anniversary.
Scotty: That's not an excuse. Kevin, Kevin, you don't celebrate something that's working when you're being asked to help with something that's not.
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Sarah: Listen, Saul. I know that Ojai doesn't feel like our company any more and I'm going to change that. I want to bring Tommy home, I want to put this family and this company back together, because one doesn't work without the other.
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Justin: Mom. Tell us about the cult.
Nora: Uh. I ... I may ... I may have overreacted just a little.
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Karin: Silence is as deep as eternity. Speech is as shallow as time.
Kevin: And this place is as nutty as a fruitcake.
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Robert: You want a separation, you got it. Because I'm done. I'm done chasing you and I'm done trying to figure out what you want. If you want to move to Pasadena, move to Pasadena. You want to take Evan with you, we'll work out the terms of the custody. You want to tell everybody in the world that we're separating, do it.
Kitty: Robert.
Robert: You just closed the deal. Have Kevin work out the details, whatever you think is fair. And for the record, I didn't come down here because Kevin told me to. And I wasn't fighting you on the terms of the separation because I wanted to be Governor. I was fighting you on the terms of the separation because I believe that if you move out of our home, that you will never come back. You want a separation, this is what one looks like.
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Nora: Maybe I learned something over the last few days.
Kevin: Really? The only thing that I learned is that vegan food gives me the trots.
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Season 5, Episode 3: "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
Sarah: You will never believe what he's gone and done now. He's remarrying his first wife and taking the kids on a one-month honeymoon to, wait for it, Europe.Nora: Oh Honey, I stopped watching those trashy soap operas in 1982.
Sarah: Joe, Mom. My trashy soap opera. The one that is my life.
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