Season 5, Episode 3: "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
Holly: Have you tried online dating?Sarah: Oh, come on, Holly. You're just trying to think up another way for me to make a complete ass of myself.
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Saul: Nora!
Nora: What? I'm in the pantry.
Saul: Would you stop taking your anxiety out on those baked beans and tell me why you're googling private detectives?
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Season 3, Episode 22: "Julia"
Nora: Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.Alec: That is our blank room.Kitty: A what?
Alec: A blank room. You know, the room with no furniture where Ben and I launch rocket ships because every six-year old knows that you cannot explore Space with clutter.
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Nora: Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.
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Nora: The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Saul: Oh please, Nora. It's not Hell. It's Seattle.
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Sarah: (to Kitty) "You'll need more wine" exit ruse. Amazing how they never catch on.
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Season 3, Episode 21: "S3X"
Sarah: Kevin, this is insane! I've come back here, and Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai Dudes!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.
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Nora: Life is so much sweeter with a baby. Why did you guys have to go and grow up?
Kitty: Well, that was the only way we could get away from you.
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Sarah: (to Kevin about his kiss with Chad) Common don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead.
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