Season 3, Episode 16: "Troubled Waters"
Nora: Alright. You want Robert to miss it?Kitty: He's not going to miss it, okay? There's going to be so many diapers to change. He's going to be changing diapers over and over and over again.
Nora: Be careful of that little penis. It's a sprinkler system.
Kitty: Don't worry because I have this ...
Nora: What the hell is that?
Kitty: A pee pee teeepee.
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Tommy: Do you know that every CD store in the city is going out of business?
Sarah: Don't tell me you didn't get the music?
Tommy: Oh, I got Sister Sledge and Elvis Costello, but Harold Vick I couldn't even find him on iTunes.
Saul: I have everything he's ever done. The man is a total virtuoso.
Tommy: Why didn't you speak up before, Uncle Saul?
Saul: I did speak up. But for some unknown reason, your sister preferred to torture me with car seat installation.
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Nora: (reading from a book on baby names) Rutherford. Ryan. Oh, sorry.
Kitty: No, actually that's ... Ryan, why not? That'll give you two of them to coddle.
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Sarah: You're not stupid.
Kitty: No. I am stupid. I married a politician and then I'm surprised when he lies to me?
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Nora: Kitty, when they put you in my arms and we looked at each other, and I looked in your big brown eyes, I didn't care that your father wasn't there. What mattered was that I had that one precious moment with you and I will always have that. This is the beginning of the most incredible relationship you will ever have. So get your big brown eyes back in there and go meet your baby.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Sarah: I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nora: I wish you'd kissed me thirty years ago.
Roger: What about now?
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Sarah: (to Ethan and Kyle): Guys, this party has got to be off the hook. Or is it chain?
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Sarah: I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page. I don't know who wants to invest in a start-up with an out-of-touch CFO.
Nora: You're not out of touch!
Sarah: Says my mother.
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Sarah: She's 10 years old. She should be playing with dolls or wanting a pony. Not wanting to be some fallen teen pop star.
Rebecca: My mom used to let me dress as Madonna and she didn't care. I raided her closet.
Sarah: You think I'm going to take parenting tips from your mama?
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