My ballet teacher maced us during a production of the Nutcracker.

Sasha

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Michelle: Casey!
Casey: Here.
Michelle: Hey, kid, life tip. You can't go four months letting someone call you Anna Maria.

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Fanny: My gosh my lashes are crooked. I've been driving around with crooked lashes for an hour and noboy told me?
Michelle: Yeah, where's a good drag queen when you need one?

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Have you ever put ground glass in your rival's toe shoe?

The Ringer

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You need a fourth. Watch The Craft.

Michelle

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You always end the conversation one sentence too late.

Fanny

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