Oh my mother's going to have a fit not being here to see this. It's my prediction, however, that eventually she's going to love Michelle more than she loves me.

Hubbell

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Well I have to tell you I haven't driven to a place this charming since the city gave us curbside recycling bins!

Fanny

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• Added: January 07, 2013

You are nuts that you never eat any of this delicious food Grandpa Walton is plying you with.

Michelle

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• Added: January 07, 2013

Henderson is Rob Schneider to Vegas' Daniel Day Lewis.

Michelle

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• Added: January 07, 2013

Nothing is more terrifying than a canoe.

Truly

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Boo: I'm never having children.
Melanie: Preaching to the choir.

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You wired a cardboard box for electricity.

Fanny

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• Added: January 07, 2013