Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 6: "Movie Truck"

Truly: You want me to be a slut like you.
Michelle: Yes! I get a coupon to Sizzler for every convert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: What book are you talking about?
Sam: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Michelle: Great. Sorry to end the end of literature as we know it, but has anyone seen Fanny?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Money For Nothing"

Michelle: A supermarket cashier blinded by money? What supermarket do you shop in?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Melanie: How is Boo short for Bettina?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Sasha: His name is Godot.
Michelle: Oh, so you're all waiting for Godot? You're so lucky you have fries.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: You're in the business of teaching and should be paid for it. That's kind of how the whole capitalist thing works!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ginny: His shirt is off. He's a god. Nobody tell Josh I just saw God.
Sasha: But I thought you and Josh were soul mates.
Ginny: I met him in the second grade how the hell am I supposed to know if Josh is my soul mate for Christmas sake?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Boo: Yes the jeans have pleats and I'm wearing a button the size of my head.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Fanny there's an assman in your bushes that wants to know what box he's in. Could that sound any dirtier?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Every day in your house is like a Kristen Wiig film festival.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: I'm totally paralyzed with rat fear.
Fanny: Just take a picture.
Michelle: For posterity?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "Better Luck Next Year!"

Fanny: Best view of Oxnard is in the rear view mirror.
Michelle: You should Tweet that.
Fanny: I don't do that.
Michelle: Me neither.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: This is a weird ass chair.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Michelle: Oh, hey! Do you guys do layaways? See, when I was a kid, there was this store called Contempo Casuals and you could put a really cute outfit on layaway for three months and as long as you didn't get fat by September, you'd have a really cute outfit.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Truly: I've always been able to tell what everybody wants except for me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: So wait. Ojai. You know, now that I think about it, I've heard really great things about that place.
Fanny: Impossible. It's dirty and and all the people are high on mushrooms and wear sandals.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Oh, by the way, I think I figured out why Sylvia Plath killed herself. She was trying to hang a curtain rod. She was probably trying to hang herself on the curtain rod, so it was onto Plan B.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fanny: They just lopped my head off.
Truly: Game of Thrones.
Fanny: With no warning.
Truly: Ned Starked her.
Michelle: I'm rereading. I see nothing about a a head, a guillotine, an evil boy king with mommy issues. I'm behind here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Wow. There's still fax machines?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: Why would anyone need one cheap party store tiara let alone three?
 • Rating: Unrated

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