Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Michelle: Well he's already seen me pee behind a cactus in Pahrump so I don't think a little casual wear is going to kill the deal now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Wait - you live with your mother like a serial killer?
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Hubbell: I promise you I won't flee. I'll be the one scientist who understands you. The one who knows that you're not burning the city down because you're evil, you're burning the city down to protect the giant lizard eggs you just laid in a cave by the ocean. A cave that no one knows is there but me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Hey, seriously, dude, keep 'em comin' was not a euphemism!
 • Rating: Unrated

Talia: You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.
 • Rating: Unrated

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