No one is happy with a salad. The lettuce just punched itself in the face.


Let me know what happens. I'm part of this now.


Michelle: Why do people think they can just share news on Facebook and automatically everyone will know?
Boo: Because everyone's on Facebook.

I thought it was really poetic the way the killer cut off his own arms to finish the mountain but then there was no way to get them to the top.


Truly: I feel like a hooker!
Michelle: Well then we've done our job!

For my last birthday Fanny took me to Colonial Williamsburg. I got a bonnet.


Paradise! Don't let the name fool you because, seriously, it's not.


Fanny: You'll learn the routine and then liven it up in your own Michelle way, I'm sure.
Michelle: You mean with sarcasm and general hostility for the world?

Truly: You want me to be a slut like you.
Michelle: Yes! I get a coupon to Sizzler for every convert.

Michelle: What book are you talking about?
Sam: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Michelle: Great. Sorry to end the end of literature as we know it, but has anyone seen Fanny?

A supermarket cashier blinded by money? What supermarket do you shop in?


How is Boo short for Bettina?


Bunheads Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!


Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.