No one is happy with a salad. The lettuce just punched itself in the face.Michelle
Let me know what happens. I'm part of this now.Truly
Michelle: Why do people think they can just share news on Facebook and automatically everyone will know?
Boo: Because everyone's on Facebook.
I thought it was really poetic the way the killer cut off his own arms to finish the mountain but then there was no way to get them to the top.Michelle
Truly: I feel like a hooker!
Michelle: Well then we've done our job!
For my last birthday Fanny took me to Colonial Williamsburg. I got a bonnet.Truly
Paradise! Don't let the name fool you because, seriously, it's not.Michelle
Fanny: You'll learn the routine and then liven it up in your own Michelle way, I'm sure.
Michelle: You mean with sarcasm and general hostility for the world?
Truly: You want me to be a slut like you.
Michelle: Yes! I get a coupon to Sizzler for every convert.
Michelle: What book are you talking about?
Sam: Fifty Shades of Grey.
Michelle: Great. Sorry to end the end of literature as we know it, but has anyone seen Fanny?
A supermarket cashier blinded by money? What supermarket do you shop in?Michelle
How is Boo short for Bettina?Melanie