Bunheads Quotes
Oh, by the way, I think I figured out why Sylvia Plath killed herself. She was trying to hang a curtain rod. She was probably trying to hang herself on the curtain rod, so it was onto Plan B.
Michelle
Fanny: They just lopped my head off.
Truly: Game of Thrones.
Fanny: With no warning.
Truly: Ned Starked her.
Michelle: I'm rereading. I see nothing about a a head, a guillotine, an evil boy king with mommy issues. I'm behind here!
Wow. There's still fax machines?
Michelle
Why would anyone need one cheap party store tiara let alone three?
Fanny
But corn is a whole grain! The southern lady on The Food Channel with the diabetes said so.
Nanette
I honestly didn't think there was a scenario after the 1800s where people crapped in ground behind their house and then just left it there. But apparently there is, and suddenly I'm thinkin' about it, I'm talkin' about it; I'm septic tank girl!
Michelle
Michelle: You have a very large door.
Grant: That's what all the ladies say.
I know you're supposed to have a mean girlfriend in high school, I've seen all the movies, but this is getting exhausting.
Ginny
If Charlie wants to notice me, he can notice me back here. In the back.
Boo
She gave you a magnet? It's sold, let's get boxes.
Fanny
Michelle: I have a lake?
Claire: You have one lake and two swampy ponds. Plus geese, which means goose poop.
Michelle: You're so exhausting!
Fanny: We old people usually are.
