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Ginny: I'm an idiot. He's never going to talk to me again.
Michelle: You don't know that.
Ginny: He's just so beautiful.

Michelle: I didn't know you were dating Frankie.
Ginny: I'm not. He just exists with the rest of humanity.

Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.

We drove an hour and a half to go to church? My grandmother's going to have a stroke.

Melanie

I tried that once. I got her a job on an assembly line and she was totally useless.

Milly

Sasha: I think we need to consider having sex now.
Boo: With each other?
Sasha: No. With Roman and Carl.

Sasha: My pot roast is ready.
Ginny: Remember the Jiffy Pop days?
Melanie: We were just kids back then.

Ooohhh...that's a big banner. Who's Tranny?

Michelle

Scotty: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Fanny: I want you to know I have beaten a man unconscious before.
Scotty: So...a bad witch.

Why does everyone hear I'm on the pill and automatically assume I'm having sex?

Boo

I don't need to buy condoms. I'm on the pill.

Boo

So that was a condom, not a mint?

Boo
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Bunheads Season 1 Quotes

You pay per boob? If anything in the world should be sold as a pair it should be boobs!

Talia

Sure, we dance our asses off for two hours, they walk out for five minutes, flash their boobs and bring the house down.

Michelle
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