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Burn-notice

Ok Pete that's fine. But if you change the plan again you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.

Michael

Michael, I hope you're never in a situation where your survival is dependent on your ability to understand relationships; you would be dead in seconds.

Fiona

Either tell me where my friend is or find out what it feels like to be a casserole.

Sam

Jesse: We are stealing the list, Fi, not staging a coup.
Fiona: Well, you know us girls, we tend to over pack.

Hector: Hey right on time!
Michael: If I had known it was a pool parties, I would have brought my floaties.
Hector: Don't worry, you're not going for a swim.

Sam: Hey Jesse, can I get an invite?
Jesse: To what?
Sam: To the party in your head.

Fiona, there are very few things I do better than Michael, but hotwiring a car is one of them.

Nate

Madeline: You maybe too old to spank. But if your brother gets hurt, I am putting one of these (holds up a cigarette) out in your eye. Understood?
Michael: Understood.

Hector: You don't make a move unless Caleb is there to see it.
Michael: the cheerleader can come, bring your pom poms.

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