Burn Notice

Burn Notice Season 5 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 7: "Beseiged"

Jesse: Or I could go in and you could stay out here because...
Fiona: Because I'm a woman?! If that's what you were about to say I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Ma, you need to keep her calm she's...
Madeline: She married the wrong man, I know something about that. Just go get Tommy
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Say Sam.
Sam: Yeah Mike?
Michael: What does it look like someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house?
Sam: Because someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I got your message. This is my "I'm concerned we just kidnapped our only lead to Max's killer" face.
Fiona: Be glad it's not your "Our only lead go murdered my Latino gang face"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: So let's scrap this cloak & dagger act, and go have a little chat. I am wearing my door-kicking Jimmy Choos.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 6: "Enemy of My Enemy"

Sam: So you found the fake Michael Westen, good looking fellow. Doesn't quiet have your chin.
Michael: That means a lot coming from you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: Damn, it's like one of those nature documentaries where one snake eats the other snake... I could never watch those.
Fiona: Really? I love them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carmelo: If I wanted your opinion on how to run my business, I'll beat it out of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Sam's story, every lie he told; it's all going to get checked.
Carmelo is going to find out that the Serbs didn't rob him.
Michael: Sam will make it work.
Fiona: You don't know that.
Michael: No I don't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: You know what they say about guys who wear glasses; less likely to be shot in the face by heroin dealers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: They're not my style, but I think Chuck Finley can rock the specks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sugar: You rob him; he sucks the marrow from your bones. I like my marrow in bones.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: This is starting to feel personal
Michael: It's been personal since Max bled out in my arms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 5: "Square One"

Michael: I will have something for you soon
Pearce: You will have a report for me tomorrow
Michael: (pause) isn't that what I just said?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You go to him one last time; you convince him you are his best friend, and when he is ready to burn his whole life to cinders....you hand him the match.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Madeline: The man you are today is not the boy who left home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Watching Ethan work a cover, was like watching a baby take its first steps, only a lot less adorable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: Thinking Car?
Michael: It felt right at the time.
Jesse: Felt right at the time? I don't give a damn; I better see my car again.
Sam: I know the feeling buddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Am I a suspect?
Pearce: Honestly, when I heard there was a burn spy was mixed up with max, my first instinct was to fit you for a head bag
Michael: I appreciate your restraint
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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