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Californication

I don't know how we got here, but this is where we are.

Karen

I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.

Hank

Once you were my future, then you were my misery, now you're almost my past.

Karen

Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
Hank: No not so much, actually you like girls who would hurt girls who were into American Idol.

Marcy: I don't know what to tell you Charlie? The heart wants.
Charlie: Well this heart wants freedom from responsibility and an abundance of strange.

There is nothing wrong with the big blue bus.

Karen

Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?

Hank

Your virginity is mine brother Runkle!

Peggy

Believe it Sister Christian. Keep it in the family, taboo style

Charlie

Nervous shitters are almost always found guilty.

Abby
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Californication Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Believe it Sister Christian. Keep it in the family, taboo style

Charlie

Nervous shitters are almost always found guilty.

Abby
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