Californication "At the Movies" Quotes
Hank: Just be careful. young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes.
Becca: Such as?
Hank: Such as sticking their d**ks in places kind words and flattery come from.
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Hank: It helps to have daughters in low places.
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Tyler: He slapped you in the face with his d**k?
Charlie: Shh! Yes multiple times, I think he left a trail of dog water.
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Hank: You are going to enchant an entire generation of teenage boys with those pound puppies.
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Stu: You've got to let the cash be your laxative Hank.
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Hank: Oh I'm sorry. Turns out I'm quite the Fruit Ninja.
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Hank: That's what happens in a relationship, you stop caring. The next thing you know the sex is sporadic, the blow job's bi-annual and ass play is out of the question.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7