Californication "Exile on Main St." Quotes
Charlie: Nice c**k by the way, very manly.
Hank: This old thing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: A lot can happen in a weekend.
• Rating: Unrated
Abby: Start with a shower, you smell like you just walked out of a fisting contest.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abby: Is there something I should know here?
Charlie: Such as?
Abby: Is he retarded?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Remember how fast my masturbation video spread? That was unnerving.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: What's that look?
Charlie: What look?
Hank: That shifty somewhat c**ty look of yours.
• Rating: Unrated
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