Californication

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Charlie: Nice cock by the way, very manly.
Hank: This old thing?

Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.

My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.

Hank

Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.

Hank

A lot can happen in a weekend.

Hank

Start with a shower, you smell like you just walked out of a fisting contest.

Abby

Abby: Is there something I should know here?
Charlie: Such as?
Abby: Is he retarded?

Remember how fast my masturbation video spread? That was unnerving.

Charlie

Hank: What's that look?
Charlie: What look?
Hank: That shifty somewhat cunty look of yours.

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Californication Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

Remember how fast my masturbation video spread? That was unnerving.

Charlie

Hank: What's that look?
Charlie: What look?
Hank: That shifty somewhat cunty look of yours.

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