Californication "Glass Houses" Quotes
Hank: To our beautiful family, our black President, and my magnificent dong.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Entertainment for the poor, that's what my mother always called children.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Hank: You look like America's next top smurf.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Rick Springfield: I made a girl come seven times once.
Marcy: Over the course of an entire relationship?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: What are you doing moping in the fridge, 80's pop legend Rick Springfield is stealing your girl - not Jesse's girl - Runkle's girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: To you the glass is always half empty!
Charlie: Right now my wife is half full or Rick Springfield.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Becca: Do you know what it's like to have no one and nothing, how totally awful that feels?
Hank: Yes, I think I do. Once upon a time I felt like that, but now I have you.
Becca: Yet somehow I still have nothing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Karen: I like you like this.
Hank: What, all defeated and s**t?
Karen: Yes!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8
