Californication "JFK to LAX" Quotes
Charlie: I made myself a promise and I kept it! My heart and c**k both swell with pride.
• Rating: Unrated
Samurai: I don't even know a mother f**ker's real name. I just call him Alfred and he snaps right to it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Karen: He's like you but awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: I missed yo black ass!
Hank: Later Masturbator.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: I've got a kind of bunny boiler situation happening, she's got a key to my place.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carrie: It's just, you f**ked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: I enjoy the casual nature of things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
