I made myself a promise and I kept it! My heart and cock both swell with pride.

Charlie

I don't even know a mother fucker's real name. I just call him Alfred and he snaps right to it.

Samurai

He's like you but awesome.

Karen

Charlie: I missed yo black ass!
Hank: Later Masturbator.

I've got a kind of bunny boiler situation happening, she's got a key to my place.

Hank

Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!

I enjoy the casual nature of things.

Hank

Californication Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!

I enjoy the casual nature of things.

Hank