Californication

Californication

Sundays 10:30 PM on Showtime

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Californication "Monkey Business" Quotes

Hank: Sensible and trusting, that's me in a nutshell.
Abby: How high are you right now?
Hank: Significantly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stu: Dead monkeys and autoerotic asphyxiation? That's my cue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marci: What? I'm not good enough to get knocked up by god? F**k you! Some friend you are.
Charlie: That monkey was a deviant and a c**k blocker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marci: The rabbit done died.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jonathan Kasdan: You smell like cigarettes, champagne and cool ranch Doritos.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: Are you guys really sisters or is this kind of like some white stripes deal?
 • Rating: Unrated
Marci: Let's get this golden shower started.
 • Rating: Unrated
Zig: Not you Corrine, you give lousy head. You're timid and you lack focus. We need to get you some Ritalin.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Karen: Let's go get you a pregnancy test.
Marci: And some snacks?
 • Rating: Unrated
Zig: Of course I haven't had an erection in the past decade but that's another story, but that doesn't stop me from giving face rides to my sister wives right ladies?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 11
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