Californication

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Californication
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Hank: Sensible and trusting, that's me in a nutshell.
Abby: How high are you right now?
Hank: Significantly.

Dead monkeys and autoerotic asphyxiation? That's my cue.

Stu

Marci: What? I'm not good enough to get knocked up by god? Fuck you! Some friend you are.
Charlie: That monkey was a deviant and a cock blocker.

The rabbit done died.

Marci

You smell like cigarettes, champagne and cool ranch Doritos.

Jonathan Kasdan

Are you guys really sisters or is this kind of like some white stripes deal?

Hank

Let's get this golden shower started.

Marci

Not you Corrine, you give lousy head. You're timid and you lack focus. We need to get you some Ritalin.

Zig

Karen: Let's go get you a pregnancy test.
Marci: And some snacks?

Of course I haven't had an erection in the past decade but that's another story, but that doesn't stop me from giving face rides to my sister wives right ladies?

Zig

I got a date with my dong and some hotel pornography, the good stuff too, penetration and everything.

Hank
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Californication Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Of course I haven't had an erection in the past decade but that's another story, but that doesn't stop me from giving face rides to my sister wives right ladies?

Zig

I got a date with my dong and some hotel pornography, the good stuff too, penetration and everything.

Hank