Californication Season 3 Episode 9: "Mr. Bad Example" Quotes
(To Felicia) You say one more word to me and I will show you where Becca learned to throw down!
Karen
Charlie: Do you know how long its been since I've heard you say those three little words?
Marcy: Eat my clam?
Charlie: I don't mean to get a bee in my bonnet, babe, I just don't want to see you waste your life waiting for a phone call that might never come.
Marcy: Oh it's coming, fool. And by the way, my gay uncle called, and he wants his expressions back.
Plus, you know, charity events are like ground zero for single pussy.
Rick Springfield
If a client asks you to dress up as a french maid and rim his shit hole, you comply, with bells on!
Sue
Hank: I'm very tight with the dean. He will not be pleased when he hears about this.
Security Guard: You're friends with the dean?
Hank: I fucked his wife.
Charlie: Like your dream crush now, Marcy?
Marcy: It's like watching a figure skater fall.