Californication

Californication

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Californication "Mr. Bad Example" Quotes

Karen: (To Felicia) You say one more word to me and I will show you where Becca learned to throw down!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Do you know how long its been since I've heard you say those three little words?
Marcy: Eat my clam?
 • Rating: Unrated
Charlie: I don't mean to get a bee in my bonnet, babe, I just don't want to see you waste your life waiting for a phone call that might never come.
Marcy: Oh it's coming, fool. And by the way, my gay uncle called, and he wants his expressions back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rick Springfield: Plus, you know, charity events are like ground zero for single p***y.
 • Rating: Unrated
Sue: If a client asks you to dress up as a french maid and rim his s**t hole, you comply, with bells on!
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: I'm very tight with the dean. He will not be pleased when he hears about this.
Security Guard: You're friends with the dean?
Hank: I f**ked his wife.
 • Rating: Unrated
Charlie: Like your dream crush now, Marcy?
Marcy: It's like watching a figure skater fall.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 7
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