He's not good or bad, he's a work in progress.

Karen

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• Added: March 04, 2012

Page one, why the fuck are you fading in?

Hank

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• Added: March 04, 2012

She's the kind of girl a guy meets when he's too young and he fucks up because there's too much looting left to do.

Tyler

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• Added: March 04, 2012

Let's do the one where Charlie is still your husband, but he's upstairs in a wheelchair.

Stu

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I'm gonna beat the fuckin' Bi out of you once and for all woman!

Tyler's 2nd Mom

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Becca: Sometimes I think you wish I stayed some asexual little goth muppet creature forever.
Hank: You say that like it's a bad thing.

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You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying.

Hank

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• Added: March 04, 2012