Californication

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He's not good or bad, he's a work in progress.

Karen

Page one, why the fuck are you fading in?

Hank

She's the kind of girl a guy meets when he's too young and he fucks up because there's too much looting left to do.

Tyler

Let's do the one where Charlie is still your husband, but he's upstairs in a wheelchair.

Stu

I'm gonna beat the fuckin' Bi out of you once and for all woman!

Tyler's 2nd Mom

Becca: Sometimes I think you wish I stayed some asexual little goth muppet creature forever.
Hank: You say that like it's a bad thing.

You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying.

Hank
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Californication Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

She's the kind of girl a guy meets when he's too young and he fucks up because there's too much looting left to do.

Tyler

Becca: Sometimes I think you wish I stayed some asexual little goth muppet creature forever.
Hank: You say that like it's a bad thing.