Californication

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Actually Dad, yes, this house is a bordello, because that's how it's run by you.

Becca

When you started, I thought, my god this man has diarrhea of the mouth and there is no Kaopectate in sight.

Sue

You're Runkle, you'd whack it to a cat dancing on YouTube.

Sue

I do some of my best work from the bottom. You know why? Hands free - it's like sexual blue tooth.

Hank
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Californication Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

I do some of my best work from the bottom. You know why? Hands free - it's like sexual blue tooth.

Hank

You're Runkle, you'd whack it to a cat dancing on YouTube.

Sue