Californication

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Thanks for letting me be the crazy one for once.

Karen

The older I get the clearer it becomes that you two were the best thing to ever happen to an old fool like me.

Hank

They fucking love you to pieces you dumb shit, we all do. You just have trouble loving yourself.

Marcy

Ah ambrosia! I love a woman on her period.

Bates

There's no keeping a secret in this town.

Charlie

That's just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.

Hank
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Californication Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

There's no keeping a secret in this town.

Charlie

That's just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.

Hank